Hi everyone. I play on Wyvern server and I really am as old as I tell people. My generation built the internet so just be glad we let you young uns play with our toy :-)

My USR came about because I have always been rubbish at PvP. In one game I played back in the days of dial-up internet, when you died your avatar lay on the floor for a few seconds. One time a guy ran into the room and trod in my body. He said 'eww I trod in some roadkill'. I started using the name as a joke but accidentally became a minor celebrity on that game so I'm stuck with it now.

My first computer was an apple 2e back in 1975. My current PC is a totally air-cooled I7 system. No fans or water. Completely silent. Cost a fortune to build it but hey, there are no pockets in a shroud. You have to use a case designed like a chimney to get natural airflow to keep CPU temp sensible.

You dont stop gaming when u get old. You get old when u stop gaming.